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Dog Bandana Collar
Taken. Very taken.
The Sorry, I Have a Human Bandana Collar is for the dogs who already found their perfect match. Whether they're charming strangers at the dog park, collecting compliments on every walk, or stealing the spotlight wherever they go, this bandana lets everyone know they're happily committed to their favorite human.
Designed for comfort and everyday adventures, it combines a playful statement with a secure adjustable collar, making it perfect for walks, social outings, photos, and meeting new admirers.
Because when you've already got the best human, there's no need to keep looking.
Please Note
Product size may vary by ±1″ (2.5 cm).
Pairs perfectly with the "My Dog and I Are in a Serious Relationship" Cap.
Pawcast Club Social™ — Love at first treat.
Pawcast apparel size charts
Pawcast Tees
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |
Pawcast Hoodies
| Size | Chest width | Length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 19 | 26 |
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 21 | 28 |
| L | 23 | 29 |
| XL | 25 | 30 |
| 2XL | 26 ½ | 31 |
| 3XL | 28 | 32 |
| 4XL | 30 | 33 |
"Sorry, I Have a Human" printed design
Signature Pawcast Paw logo printed design
Built-in adjustable collar for a secure fit
Lightweight and comfortable for everyday wear
Durable fabric designed for active dogs
Perfect for walks, dog park visits, photos, and special occasions
Available in four sizes for the perfect fit
100% polyester
Adjustable black collar with plastic buckle
Sizes: S, M, L, XL
Collar circumference:
S: 10″–16.75″ (25.4 cm–42.5 cm)
M: 12″–20.25″ (30.5 cm–51.4 cm)
L: 14.25″–23″ (36.2 cm–58.4 cm)
XL: 15.5″–23.5″ (39.4 cm–59.7 cm)
Durable construction
Machine washable (max 90°F / 30°C)
White reverse side
Free Shipping over $99
Delivery: 6-12 days
- 100% Custom
- Perfect gift
- Delivery 6-12 days
- Family friendly
- Made by humans
THE PAWCAST COLLECTION
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★★★★★
"Wore the hat to the dog park and three people asked where I got it. My CEO remains unimpressed, as expected." -
★★★★★
"Bought this as a joke about my dog and now it's my most-worn hat. The denim's soft, the fit's comfy, and I get stopped at least once a walk. My CEO takes full credit." -
★★★★★
"Accurate job description. Good hat. My superior still hasn't approved my PTO."
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